Candy!!

A young mother, as her child was growing older and becoming more adventurous and outgoing, decided that it was a good time to teach her child about stranger safety.

One afternoon she sat him down to have this serious conversation:

Mom: "Now Timmy, it's important not to talk to grown-ups you don't know. If a stranger ever offers you candy you should scream! Do you understand?"

Timmy: "Yes, Mom."

Mom: "Ok, let's practice. Pretend that I am a grown-up you don't know and I offer you some candy. What do you say?"

Timmy: (screaming) YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!